1.person:Hey Mike i think i saw your dog
2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place
2.person:where i was looking for him,i thought he was gone
1.person I ran him over by car
2. WTF why didn’t you tell me that on first place
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