Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Dog rocket

A ciggy, cigarette or smoke

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?

by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Bark Dog

If someone is roasting you say "bark dog" barca fans love this.

Keep Bark dog

by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016