Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 7, 2019

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I January 3, 2016

Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024