Nigerian Cock

The shlong of a man of Nigeria

Yo, how was it last night Sarah?

It was great, his nigerian cock made me cum 5 times!

by choppaonme November 16, 2020

Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.

(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"

by Banana Rider June 14, 2018

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler

“Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”

by Jennyooh October 25, 2025

Cock shock

When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.

"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"

by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022