Skip to main content

Zero

Zero is the precise amount of bitches I will obtain.
by TheRuszard April 3, 2024
mugGet the Zeromug.

Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.
"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"
by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012
mugGet the Zero Tolerancemug.

Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
mugGet the Zero-Wisemug.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero is for gay-ass niggas.
Bloke 1: “you want some Coke Zero?”
Bloke 2: “Nah, I ain’t a gay-ass nigga, I drink Diet Coke like a man.”
by DietCoke>CokeZero May 24, 2019
mugGet the Coke Zeromug.

zero-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
Zero-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
mugGet the zero-dark-thirtymug.

Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Proximity Zeromug.

Participant Zero

A Participant Zero is a no life looser who sits on his fat butt all day looking at pictures of stuff he will never get. He thinks he can actually be cool by talking to people in a rude manor. He tries to flirt with girls and gets rejected because his dick is too small. Not only is he unloved by his family, but he is unloved by the people of his own race. He makes Asians look bad and Bronies of all kinds disgrace him. People die of laughter when they see his chinky face. If you are a Participant Zero, You have no soul.
Ex: " Oh My God! Participant Zero is online! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!"
Ex: " Everyone Throw Tomatoes At the Participant Zero!"
by CupCake304 December 3, 2011
mugGet the Participant Zeromug.

Share this definition