oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials 

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Why are you gay 

Why are you gay

My friend kisses a boy
Me:Why are you gay

Why are you gay by Julianbro June 29, 2020

Are you irish? 

When you ask someone this question, you are asking them if they want to kiss you. If they say yes then its ok, but if they say no then dont even try. This is usually a phrase used between couples

James- Hey Emma, are you irish?
Emma- Yes
(they kiss)
2...James- Hey emma, are you irish?
Emma- No
James- DAMN IT!

Are you irish? by Irish Kid March 18, 2008

are you rollin? 

tripping on ecstasy
used in place of: are you tripping? or: are you rolling?

"man I popped e 2 hours ago"
"are you rollin?"
"ha ha, yeeeaaah"

are you rollin? by sciz42024 October 11, 2008

are you shitting on my dick?! 

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

are you shitting on my dick?! by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

what are you looking at 

term used to "call out" a gomer who is rudely staring at you while you are skimming at upham beach

hey gomer, "what are you looking at"

what are you looking at by tripod+raquel October 18, 2008

Are you a straight up cuzz 

A different way of asking someone if there for real

Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"

Are you a straight up cuzz by Hunter williams August 23, 2009