wood-miser

One who hords firewood for himself, cause he is to cheap to pay his gas bill.

That schultz is such a wood-miser, He took half of my wood last night.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation

Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 4, 2016

wood pewee

a bird in north america

wood pewee is a funny word

by xxrainbowchicxx21 April 14, 2011

Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .

I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.

by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021

Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.

yo ass on that nanny wood

by RedToms March 23, 2011

Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.

Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him

by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022

Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022