Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.
by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022
Get the Scott Woodmug. by Hobohobo May 24, 2020
Get the BETHANY WOODSmug. When somebody on that bullshit.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.
When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
by RedToms March 23, 2011
Get the Nanny Woodmug. William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
Get the Wood stompingmug. My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018
Get the wood-pusmug. by Kikaloo February 18, 2022
Get the wood slangamug.