weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

whappies

the use of one mouth to pleasure the genitals of another, or the same person blowjobhummerchopper

Bo received whappies from a naíve sorority girl after a long, emotional talk about sensitive things.

by nick and ryan June 6, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

"Some peoples way of thinking is a weapon of mass destruction."

by This Guy November 22, 2003

hs the whap

newb

by dave riley February 5, 2003

weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.

Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.

by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006

weaphed

to be really stoned(stoned)

I was weaphed out of it lastnight.
Scone was weaphed out of it.

by Ranji May 17, 2006

Wheathead

A sex move used by females to make blowjobs taste better. They put two peices of bread in between the penis head and suck on it.

A whore loved giving head but hated the taste so she did what is called a wheathead and it made her life better.

by Tbone75 November 8, 2009