Weakful

A fully unsatisfactory situation; a weak circumstance. Something weaker than awful.

Dave is weakful tonight.

by Chronicpayne July 4, 2011

Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

by almoh June 14, 2011

weaksauce

Term used to describe an individuals inablity to perform or excel in physical activity; namely used when describing individuals in the gym

Guy 1: Man, look at that guy over there squatting

Guy 2: Oh you mean, Chad Jackson?

Guy 1: Yeah man, what's the deal with his form?

Guy 2: Don't mind him. He's nothing but weaksauce.

by DEATHdealer December 27, 2013

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

wake-off

waking up and jacking off

this morning I had an awesome wake-off

this morning I caught my roommate waking-off

by dead water July 24, 2015

Weak gravy

Something which could be considered sub-par, disappointing or lacking in style or substance.

Well, I have to say, Fantastic Four was one weak gravy. Gloopy and dripping, it was.

by thespengehimself March 3, 2016

wakeem

Wakeem

Wakeem is my name

by Loudspeaker May 15, 2018