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Blue Waffle

nasty, diseased vagina. Its blue/green in color and full of pus. Caused by being a complete whore.
Brenda Moser has a blue waffle.
Thats just nasty.
by donttouchthat May 21, 2011
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eggo waffle

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.
Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"
by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008
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waffler

Someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don't but full effort into the thing they are doing. Such as a person doesn't put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
Tony said, "Louis, quit being a fucking waffler", when Louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
by CaetheWumbo November 22, 2009
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Waffle head

Some one addicted to codeine cough syrup,tussionex or hycodan. Come from the fact they often spill it on themselfs. IE: syrup on waffles. Older saying common to Pittsburgh.
Those waffle heads can get so sloppy at times. I had to put the lid back on David's and stick it in his pocket or it would be gone.
by John N Toxey February 18, 2008
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Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008
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shit waffle

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you
by Tobs July 26, 2005
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Blue Waffle

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle
by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010
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