wankerchiff

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.

"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"

by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009

Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010

Wanger

A noun that describes an individual who is a genius in mathematics.

I pulled a Wanger on the exam yesterday.

by hofdinginn February 14, 2018

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Slut-wanker

The worst word you can say about a girl you hate. Cunt is totally overruled by this saying. It emphasizes she is not only a slut, but she is also a wanker. Which is just funny to say.

Also, bitchy blondes who think that they're good at track and soccer when they aren't. They also think they're hot shit, but really, they're air-headed nitwits. Cameron Diaz wanna-bes.

Oh, did you see that girl Sara? She's totes a slut-wanker.

by upsidedownchoking December 2, 2009

Pus Wanger

Someone who behaves idiotically and lives a life of no direction or ambition. These people usually smoke copious a lot of weed and play computer games everyday.

“Jay stop trying to get to 10th level prestige on COD and get a fucking job, you pus wanger!”

by Mc Wagwan January 27, 2010

Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.

Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?

by SceneOne September 8, 2010