University of Iowa

Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.

Seige: Are you goin' out tonight?
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!

by lemiWINKS3 January 14, 2009

Unicorn Mode

When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.

Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?

Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.

Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!

Person 2: No you don't... where is it?

Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.

by BobbyBaja December 3, 2009

west university place

a wealthy soccer mom neighborhood located in inner city houston close to rice university. also called "west university" or "west u." lots of yuppie families yielding a large number of children and teenagers. they have their own police force which makes its living busting underage drinkers or out of place minorities. a sweet ass place to live

Did you just see that Suburban run over that man?
Oh, probs just a mom from west university place, those bitches never see where they're going

by htownlova March 2, 2011

The Universal Language of Nothing

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.

"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

by MrShroud April 10, 2011

dc universe online

An MMORPG that encroaches your life, causing you to devote all time and energy to playing the game, destroying relationships, families, homes, and friendships.

"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)

by Mark Maelstrom October 23, 2015

Santa Clara University

1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge

Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!

by saysikern December 8, 2019

syracuse university

the university on the hill. syracuse university is a top private school boasting one of the top three communication departments in the nation. it has about 11,000 undergrads and is attended mostly by students from new england, long island, and new jersey. it dominates in basketball and lacrosse. orange is seen all over campus and is the symbol of the school.
home to preps, japs, and ultimately the rich.

high school senior #1: what schools did you apply to?
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.

by igotocuse March 30, 2007