tui-texting under influence

When your fucked up on drugs or alcohol and straight sending senseless, meaningless texts or ones that just have tons of typos or jibberish

Wel i hv thm fr v u cuz i tol eric i wold themfor u so i have the?b9k hun T.U.I. tui-texting under influence text drugs alcohol

by Frosty Frost May 1, 2016

What's Under Your Blanket Game

A game which you masturbate in

Are you playing the What's Under Your Blanket Game?

by MisterNiceGuy1234 December 7, 2019

Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.

Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

by Lycoris Leingod June 12, 2020

grade a under a

A cheeky british lad that somehow gets away with making poorly drawn comics and raging over anything.

This totally looks like Grade A Under A's comics, roight?

by dictionary.co.uk May 18, 2016

undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.

Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Persian under toe

The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.

I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.

by Pooyow118 May 5, 2011

under your absence

HOTTEST band ever!!!!...They only play the best kind of music around, plus they are the HOTTEST men around ... and me and the original definer are just lucky enough to be dating one of the members... So hot they are *drool*... They play the only music worth being called music

"Man scuttle isn't Under your Absence like the HOTTEST band ever?"
"Scuttle aren't we the luckiest people in the world to have actually touched a member of Under your Absence?"
"Frick I love PHJ from Under your Absence"

by Pencil Head Jr. Lover!!!! April 6, 2004