Tainter-Totter 

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

Tainter-Totter by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

Titty totter 

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

Titty totter by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009

Football Twitter 

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile

Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)

Football Twitter by DaddySterling May 13, 2020

your daughter a thotter 

Worse than "Your mom gay", "Your dad lesbian", "Your granny tranny" and "Your grandpap a trap" combine. This is the verbal embodiment of a flashback and will scar whoever you tell this to will probably seize and never speak to you again

Fred: Your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap.
Charles: I had to do it to 'em... your daughter a thotter.
Fred went his way home, seizing frequently as he swam through he river of tears.

your daughter a thotter by LengendKiller4Now May 16, 2018

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial 

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial by nhjjooj February 9, 2022

Twitter 

A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!

Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!

Twitter by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009

twitter 

Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter

Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair

twitter by garthy July 8, 2006