by DMÀN June 3, 2020
Get the Trickjumping mug.noun \ˈbich ˈtri-k(ə-)rē\ - Tactics employed by females to lull a male into a false sense of security and/or arousal. The most prevalent of these tactics are:
1. The heavy use of make-up by a female who, with it, looks somewhat or even exceedingly attractive, but without it, looks like an opossum that was hit with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and then ran over by a truck set ablaze by the fiery wrath of Satan's piss. The male generally does not discover this until the morning after he has participated in sexually explicit acts with said female.
2. The online posting of pictures by females, generally only from their breasts up, that usually make them appear busty and/or attractive, but below the breasts suffer from conditions such as cottage cheese thighs, cottage cheese ass, obesity, or any combination of these and other physical maladies. The male generally does not discover this until the female has become emotionally attached to him and/or the friendship/relationship is taken beyond the internet.
1. The heavy use of make-up by a female who, with it, looks somewhat or even exceedingly attractive, but without it, looks like an opossum that was hit with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire and then ran over by a truck set ablaze by the fiery wrath of Satan's piss. The male generally does not discover this until the morning after he has participated in sexually explicit acts with said female.
2. The online posting of pictures by females, generally only from their breasts up, that usually make them appear busty and/or attractive, but below the breasts suffer from conditions such as cottage cheese thighs, cottage cheese ass, obesity, or any combination of these and other physical maladies. The male generally does not discover this until the female has become emotionally attached to him and/or the friendship/relationship is taken beyond the internet.
(1) Dude, I went home with this hot chick from the club last night, and this morning awoke in the bed of a cave troll that appeared to have been struck by lightning and trampled by a herd of school buses. I'm a victim of some severe bitch trickery.
(2) Holy shit man, I started talking to this one girl online, she had a cute face, and the tits...my GOD the tits...they looked like Aphrodite shat them upon her chest and molded them...so damn hot...turns out when I met her that they were b-cups she must have had in one hell of a push-up bra, with spider veins and some serious cottage cheese ass. Bitch trickery at its finest. I need to go bleach my eyes.
(2) Holy shit man, I started talking to this one girl online, she had a cute face, and the tits...my GOD the tits...they looked like Aphrodite shat them upon her chest and molded them...so damn hot...turns out when I met her that they were b-cups she must have had in one hell of a push-up bra, with spider veins and some serious cottage cheese ass. Bitch trickery at its finest. I need to go bleach my eyes.
by Guff August 22, 2012
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1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007
Get the three card trick mug.When a woman is giving a man a blow job and the man promises not to cum in her mouth but does so anyways.
by Seman and swallow April 25, 2010
Get the the chick trick mug.Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
by Hennel May 6, 2014
Get the Cincinnati Hat Trick mug.A stupid command used by the Discord bot Trick'ord Treat that pisses everybody off and brings out everybody's competitive side.
Trick'ord Treat: Use h!trick to obtain this item
Some random Discord user: h!trick
Trick'ord Treat: Some random Discord user's worst enemy got the item
Some random Discord user: h!trick
Trick'ord Treat: Some random Discord user's worst enemy got the item
by grumpynickmaster October 23, 2020
Get the h!trick mug.An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009
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