dandruff salad

to give a dandruff salad is to headbutt someone

He squared up to that guy and gave him a dandruff salad, bust his nose wide open

by colm harrington December 26, 2008

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

tossing salad

the art of eating shit hole

Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).

by anna smolder November 30, 2003

wedge salad

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Pork Salad

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"

girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."

by Kieren **** January 28, 2009

Meat Salad

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.

I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.

by The Painsley May 29, 2010

Brain Salad

The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.

Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!

Bob: Did you do anything about it?

Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.

Bob: "Nice"

by Dsnutsnmouth July 3, 2010