Outside toilet

Another word for a bumhole

She's a right gomper, I wouldn't fancy cleaning her outside toilet!

by BoroughMarket January 7, 2011

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

by bnbbnbbnb April 17, 2009

Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

toilet zombie

a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.

anna was eaten by a toilet zombie

by swimmerfish March 27, 2009

rape toilet

an ill maintained,dimly lit restroom facility

"Holy shit! I thought I walked into a rape toilet!"

by Susan B.Hercules March 28, 2009