taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017

Taint

A word used to say Goodbye, or to disingage from a conversation

Okay I’m shooting, Taint

by Mrshmat November 4, 2018

Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

channings taint

A sword named by Uberhaxornova on minecraft TreeTopia.

Channings Taint will always be with me, in a part of my heart.

by Space_Cow December 30, 2018

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025