Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

shit pole

when a female knows that you like her then jumps into a relationship and everybody knows about it and she does not give a single fuck about your feelings also she will let you suffer in pain while she spends time with her man and not even check up on you she also goes out and party gets drunk and does dangerous shit

That female sani.fav is a goddamn shit pole she jumped into a relationship and let another man who liked her suffer while she takes them backshots from that light skin lonzo ball as nigga

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020