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Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy
There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day
by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018
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zerofucksgiving day

The term given to a day at work when you just don't want to be there. Often accompanied by a special shirt or hat and a smart ass attitude.
Oh happy day, another shift at my dead end job. ..... Happy Zerofucksgiving Day!
by weedsharks November 11, 2014
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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
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Mole Day

As Pi day is celebrated by all the math geeks out there, Mole day is affectionatly welcomed by all of the science geeks, especially all the chemistry majors. It is celebrated October 23 and commemorates Avogadro's Number (6.02 x 10^23), which is a basic measuring unit in chemistry.
by my45inferno August 15, 2007
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vag for days

A girl has or is suspected of having a wide and/or loose vagina. Also known as a ho or slut.
Friend: Dude, that chick is such a slut.

Other Friend: Yeah man, she prolly has vag for days.
by adubbb January 21, 2010
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nipple day

The 6th of every month is dedicated to the nipple. It is soon to be a national event. On the 6th of every month, grab, lick, bite every nipple you can find (except cows)
last nipple day i grabbed andrews nipples
by Anita Whore May 11, 2008
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Labia Day

Another name for Labor Day, used to make it more interesting and suggestive of what the day could be used for.
-What are you guys up to this Labia Day?

-On Labia Day? What do you think?
by Doctor Science September 6, 2011
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