The Alpha Fragment

YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
The Alpha Fragment is very goofy poem
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Hey cashier, alpha cough!
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
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Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 11, 2023
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alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
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Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
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Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.
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