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Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie
“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.
by Red shrimp May 1, 2021
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Wind-up merchant

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant
by Shlag123 June 5, 2023
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carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado
guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.
We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.
by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015
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16th wind

Similar to second wind. 16th wind is experienced when one has exhausted all forms of energy but is confronted with a sexual act of some sort. 16th wind is the reserve reserve reserve energy the body keeps in case of such emergencies .
He was so tired he couldn't even stand but his girl came in with a on sundress and boom he got the power to grab some booty.
16th wind.
by Smuckers 3300 September 29, 2019
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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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