Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell
Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status
by 12343245 August 29, 2011
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The iPhone Status Gang

Where a person uses their iPhone for everything. (Whether it's for taking pictures, video, Facebook status updates, etc.) It usually refers to people that rely on their iPhone for everything. If anything should happen to it, they lose their iPhone status and fall into the category of "loser". You usually find them hanging out together in gangs. They use FaceTime, even when they are in the same room as one another. They tend to steal free wi-fi from Starbucks just to achieve this task. To get into this gang and achieve a status of "cool" you have to own an iPhone and buy every issue of "iPhone Life" and learn everything about the phone and become a fast texter...
"I'm now afficially apart of "The iPhone Status Gang"-girl

"Welcome to the gang!"-boy
by dudelistico2012 August 07, 2011
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old school status

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school
That picture on her profile is old school status!
by me ♥ February 09, 2007
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fo sho status

The favorable status of a situation/relationship/noun. Derived from "fo sho" which is slang for "for sure" or "affirmative"
Max: Hey man you wanna roll down to the student union and get some grub?
John: Fo sho status.
by Choppy February 18, 2003
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Status Side-Conversation

When two people or more have a non or semi related conversation on your status on facebook. It is super annoying.
Status: Saw Paranormal Activity today...so scary!!
John: Saw that movie, wasnt scared
Jack: Hey john!!!! How are you?????
John: Hey jack, nm, just school.
Jack: Oh really? That's cool
John: Wbu? How are you doing? Still with your girlfriend?
Jack: Im doing great! Yeah, were still together. Where do you go to school?
Me: ...seriously, guys? Take your status side-conversation elsewhere!
by RxSS November 03, 2010
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b brown status

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK
''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''
by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008
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b brown status

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.
Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.
by Jonny Simpson May 01, 2008
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