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Tan

A beautiful woman. Very ambitious and charismatic. She will steal your heart with just one glance. True hustler by nature. Loyalty is unmatched. Never let her go she's one of a kind.
Tan is the woman of my dreams. Don't get on Tan bad side, there's no coming back.
by Tan the real November 23, 2021
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Tan-Tan

Yo AJ (Alex Jones), your’e in tan-tan.
Bruh that’s tan-tan for me
by candelabruh October 2, 2022
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Tan

A British slang word, typically used in Scotland, that means to steal something.
Friend 1: I'm gonna tan that pack of butteries...
Friend 2: Naw you won't! It's illegal!
Friend 1: Aye I would actually, and I don't care.
by Ryzer2904 November 23, 2018
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tan hotdog

A term for a tan persons dick.
Oh My GOD, Jeffery has such a huge tan hotdog!
by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014
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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021
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Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
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Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
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