tabernackle

tabernackle can be used for any foul word you cant say in front of the parentals, pastors, teachers, etc.

" I think i just tabernackeled in my pants!" - translation--" I think i just shit in my pants"

" Suck my tabernackle!" translation- Suck my dick!

by greg, and the fishy youth group November 26, 2006

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Table

Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity

I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,

by five brothers and counting May 26, 2009

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Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

by imabutcher October 6, 2011

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tabkey

The default button in many multiplayer games, such as Half-Life and mods, to check on other players, scores, ping, and other stuff.

I hit the tabkey to see my l33t score.

by Jon l33t November 10, 2004

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Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011

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