stealeth

Steals

Whosoever stealeth from me will lose far more than gained.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

steamer nipples

Nipples resembling the delicious New England clams steamed with their donkeys covered in foreskin.

Damn Zay! That chicks got some Reveah Steamer nipples!

by McJeezy November 5, 2013

pinchin' steamers down at the lake

choppin' mud down at the water shed, punchin' grumpy, dropping the kids off at the pool, wrestling a growler, working things out, messing up the toilet, relieving the infield, and of course pooping.

"Where are you going with that coffee can?" . . . "I am taking it to pinch some steamers down at the lake before the clam bake."

by road show December 8, 2004

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

Country Steamer

You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.

I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer

by superjustin July 7, 2010

Transatlantic Steamer

When the combination of too much buffet, too many fruity drinks and the rocking of the cruise ship as it crosses the ocean becomes too much for you to handle and you puke all over your girlfriend as she is going down on you.

I was so wasted and seasick that night on the cruise that I accidentally gave Becky a transatlantic steamer while she was "thanking me" for taking her along.

by Der Gerbmeister August 26, 2010

Columbus Steamer

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.

Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!

by the helicockter November 29, 2011