Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

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relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.

"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."

by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012

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carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

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The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**

idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now

by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

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my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017

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Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.

Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...

by Mike Highberger September 18, 2008

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status

The word used to describe how something is. It can be used positively or negatively.

1. Positive-"Yo that trick was sick status!"
2. Negative-"Thats just gay status."
3. Positive-"That ice cream was hella good status!"
4. Negative-"Dude your house is boring status!"

by sick_status_jman July 24, 2010

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