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Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.
by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022
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Soccer

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021
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National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021
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soccer momification

/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.

/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify

(past tense): soccer momify
Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro
by Sappho's Good Friend™ September 19, 2021
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Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.
High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.
hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over
by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021
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Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
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