slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.

“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”

by Tenngage September 25, 2023

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

Too slow

Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

Too slow Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

by Sky light August 17, 2024

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers

Jeffrey Flowers is slow.

by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023

SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.

I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...

by Sick Em D November 1, 2022