simon

un puto duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by nomonomo August 7, 2022

simon

un putisimo duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Simson

A Simson is a motorcycle with a high speed of up to 80kmph
It was produced in the gdr and is part of the eastgerman culture.

You've got a nice Simson there
Or in German: Geile karre haste ori 50ger drinne?

by Eastgerman-worker September 7, 2022

Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).

Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.

by ma6673 September 19, 2022

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022