speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Speed weed challenge

So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins

Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday

Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question

Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old

Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom

Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit

by MoanDawg69 August 26, 2019

speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.

Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao

by minebob October 8, 2019

speedblind

A symptom of driving way too fast, way too often. It basically means that you are so used to going fast that you do not realize you are speeding.

I need to either drive like a human or not be driving at all. No jk I've really got speedblind like it doesn't feel that fast anymore. Need to stop it before something serious happens

by Dream192837 November 17, 2019

Sheed

Typically used with the word farg, sheed is another word used for shit in tripod slang

Yo bro I need to take a farg and a sheed

by Dorbs February 12, 2020

Speedcucked

When a glitch is discovered that can potentially save time in a speedrun but the glitch makes something that is required to finish the game broken therefor being unable to beat the game and making the glitch useless

You need your head to progress a certain part of the game and losing it makes it unbeatable despite the possible time saves of not having to talk, that speedrunning community is speedcucked

by Hotpies May 27, 2020

Speedbag

To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.

That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.

by BigDaddyC6969 October 5, 2020