Shoot a new turkey

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

by slippy frog September 20, 2014

poop shoot gahdoot

A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.

That guy Chris that cruises around here is a good poop shoot gahdoot.

by Eh teh July 25, 2017

minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft

Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade

by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017

Shoot your shot

To let go of your pride and pursue someone you are interested in

Life is full of complications, so just shoot your shot anyways

by Ticz025 March 3, 2022

shoot some clams

1) v. The practice of meeting and having sexual relations.

2) v. to have sex.

Billy said to his friends, "Hey guys, let's go down to the pier and shoot some clams".

by algebraboy99 September 10, 2010

Saskatoon Skeet Shoot

The sexual act of gaping a girls ass, then stepping back five feet and ejaculating into her gaping hole.

A horrible thing to ask for on a first date is a Saskatoon Skeet Shoot.

by CheryyPoppinss May 27, 2012

shoot him an ask

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

by Ezomz January 5, 2009