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upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!
by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014
mugGet the upstate hand shakemug.

doesn't shake a tree

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!
by Momandcadenrock May 22, 2018
mugGet the doesn't shake a treemug.

Grimace Birthday Shake

A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.
“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”

Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”
by lochrobstah July 4, 2023
mugGet the Grimace Birthday Shakemug.

green milk shake

when a girl throught up inside ur dick and u piss in her vag
a girl was sucking me and through up in the dick hole and then i pissied inside her thats a green milk shake
by samir isis September 19, 2018
mugGet the green milk shakemug.

Steak n Shake

Resturaunt with the best complimentary hats
Look at that hat man he must have gone to Steak n Shake
by herpnandaderpn November 4, 2013
mugGet the Steak n Shakemug.

shake da duce

Mike said he was leaving the house to pick up a hooker an i was liek aight man "shake da duce"
by Amy the bad speller June 29, 2006
mugGet the shake da ducemug.

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.
"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"
by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006
mugGet the mega choc shakemug.

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