Ryan is the most unfunny human being on this planet. His mother is possibly the hottest, lumpiest women on this planet. I can’t stop reminiscing about pounding her with my 15 in ding dong.

You see that Ryan over there

Yeah why
I’m just sayin he must have the sexiest mom

Ryan by Liam Sullivan April 27, 2020

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Ryan

A small but wide person who stands out from the crowd, he usually has a long, horse like, wide shaped head which connects straight to the shoulders looking like he has no neck. He will also remind people of the frog from the freddo chocolate bars. Extremely annoying and is capable of skanking anything of anyone.
Has been traced back to a liver publican area and so shows through from his thieving behavior.

OMG! Ryan just asked me for a fag AGAIN!
He's skanked 2 of me already! and a £1

Ryan by drumandbassking June 24, 2011

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Ryan

A human, typically of the male gender who wishes his name was RICH, and wishes he could be more like Tommy. Usually very tall, dark haired and sexy this type of man prefers middle aged, jacked 1/2 Italian 1/2 Maltese guys. They probably will deny any gay relationship they have to try and act like a man in front of their big IRISH family.

I feel so bad for that kid over there. He's acting like a real big Ryan right now in front of his friends and family.

Ryan by Ryan's Lover July 16, 2011

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Ryan

A total fuck boy loves to cheat and fuck around. Gets all the meat. He never texts back you will never hear from him again. Gets all the girls despite being horribly ugly...

"Dude, that guy is so ugly but he is with that hot girl wtf"
"Yeah, he is such a Ryan"

"I strive to be a Ryan"
"In your dreams"

Ryan by Arianna4789 June 12, 2016

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