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Ram Rider

The process of climbing Mount Everest to find a goat and proceed to injecting codeine inside your pussy and lesbian edge style the goat and you spew a load and it looks like dark elixir and you charge off the mountain falling and dying headfirst while you throw dildos everywhere
Alpinists: ay, leave her alone

School field trip tour guide: excuse me sir there are children

You: Outta my way!

One of the kids: woke Ram Rider
by Westernbaconchee September 23, 2023
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Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.
"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"
by UcanDoIt! March 23, 2009
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Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
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Holy Ghost Ride

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”
by Kevotard January 2, 2011
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Dope Metal Rider

Originating in Mercer Island, WA in 2012, the term 'dope metal rider' is slang for something that is perceived to be cool to the speaker. However, it is also used to ironically refer to uncool things.
Normal: Avengers is totally dope metal rider.

Ironic: Man, that pimper skater over there is so dope metal rider, bro.
by NFAC November 6, 2012
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Hot Dog Ride

A game of strength and determination played by hot dog and mountain sport enthusiasts around the world. The game involves a mountain sport of choice (snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, sledding) where the object of the game is to hold a hot dog in between your buttocks cheeks, down the mountain without a) piercing the skin of the hot dog or b) dropping the hot dog. The game can be played with a variety of hot dogs and sausages, but it is primarily based upon the local cased meat of choice. Loser has to eat the winners hot dog, while still warm, without the addition of condiments.

An alternative scoring system was developed in North Eastern United States where the internal temperature of the hot dog is measured before and after the ride to give extra bonus points, accordingly.
"Dude, sick Hot Dog Ride! You nubbed that kicker and the casing is still in premo shape!"

"Broheim, your H-Dog is hotter than your blood temperature at 100.4degF. Extra Double Bonus points brah!!"

"Dawg, check his grundle for hand warmers!"
by Jonas B. December 16, 2013
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Dixon Horse Rider

The process in which a male firmly clasps his penis with his elbows, moving in clock-wise circles.
"Damn. Daniel has been using the Dixon Horse Rider technique lately."
by Mannaaaaa June 11, 2016
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