The process of climbing Mount Everest to find a goat and proceed to injecting codeine inside your pussy and lesbian edge style the goat and you spew a load and it looks like dark elixir and you charge off the mountain falling and dying headfirst while you throw dildos everywhere
Alpinists: ay, leave her alone
School field trip tour guide: excuse me sir there are children
You: Outta my way!
One of the kids: woke Ram Rider
School field trip tour guide: excuse me sir there are children
You: Outta my way!
One of the kids: woke Ram Rider
by Westernbaconchee September 23, 2023
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by Westernbaconchee September 21, 2023
Get the Hog Rider mug.When you hear jack black say “chicken jockey” and you point a gun at the employees head to force them to get naked so you can “ride” them (if you know what I mean) and while your raping the employee you have a friend that we will nickname “the player” strip naked and thrust his pelvis while running at you to try and knock you off the employee so he can have a chance to get on them like the game king of the hill.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!!
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga
Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?
by Westernbaconchee April 09, 2025
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