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Pimp my ride 

A television programme which applies the conventions of home decorating programmes to cars. A damaged late model ( though sometimes older) car is rebuilt and fitted with everything from spoliers and bodykits to almost camp touches that are supposed to reflect the owner's personality. These can, more often than not, be seen as tacky, vulgar, tasteless and even unsafe. These touches include panelling over rear windscreens, pick up beds filled with monitors or in car chandeliers, for example.

Criticisms of the show are that it's more style than substance in both its presentation, content and the finished vehicle being campily over the top, having its practicality diminished by reduced luggage space in the trunk. Also, very little (if any) practical instruction is given on how to do something like lower your car's suspension safely or make your own grille insert. Instead it focuses on fancy post-production techniques, shots of the finished car at outrageous camera angles and the owner's reaction to it.
The show has also been criticised for glorifying sexism by implicitly glamourising the sexual exploitation of women and gay men by the use of the word "pimp", making it socially acceptable by changing the meaning to something else. To-wit: rebuilding a car. By extension, it is argued that it perpetuates the stereotype that connects African-Americans with criminality and violence.
"Pimp my ride" is a show that should be called "Camp my Ride" instead, considering what they do to the cars.
Pimp my ride by Chris Henniker December 12, 2006
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Norwegian Sled Ride 

First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.
"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."
To space out on one's job responsibilities; or, to be missing from one's desk for long, unexplained periods of time.
BOSS: "Where the hell is Mitch? The system is down and the users are screaming!"
MITCH'S CO-WORKERS: "He's on a rep ride."

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SALLY: "Did you see the look on Mitch's face when I asked him that question in the meeting?"
JOHN: "Yeah. Total rep ride."
rep ride by Annoyed with Mitch September 9, 2005

switch ride 

A second car used primarily for pleasure.
I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.

You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!
switch ride by long215 June 25, 2008

Bonus Ride 

When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.
Bonus Ride by MTA Rider December 4, 2009

Cloud Ride 

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.
"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*
Cloud Ride by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

gotta ride the stool bus 

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"
Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"