Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

Gain raped

When you're at the gym and your bro sneaks a few extra pounds on the machine between sets while you arent't looking.

Bro 1: "Damn did that weight feel slightly heavier than the first set to you?"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, you got gain raped. If anything you should be thanking me."

by Rich Piana September 05, 2016

Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person

Out of no where I got monkey raped.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Verbally Raped

To be dissed so bad that you are left with the feeling of being raped

"After I was called fat I felt as if I was Verbally Raped"

by Akees Vova June 27, 2008

llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.

the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!

by popper XD August 24, 2009

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 24, 2008