raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus
by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017
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Rape Talker

Literally, one who uses talk as a form of rape. This rape is more of the emotional variety, like a holiday family gathering. You don't want to be there, you don't want to talk to those people. But you do anyway, with a smile.

The rape talker just walks up to you and starts talking, even though you have gone out of your way not to talk to him (avoided eye contact, did not respond to what he was saying, etc.)
"Man, I wish that damn rape talker would stop coming over here and bothering me, I just want to do my job!"
by Godfrey Tha Don January 28, 2012
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Gain raped

When you're at the gym and your bro sneaks a few extra pounds on the machine between sets while you arent't looking.
Bro 1: "Damn did that weight feel slightly heavier than the first set to you?"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, you got gain raped. If anything you should be thanking me."
by Rich Piana September 05, 2016
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Monkey Rape

When a monkey comes up and rapes any random person
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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Verbally Raped

To be dissed so bad that you are left with the feeling of being raped
"After I was called fat I felt as if I was Verbally Raped"
by Akees Vova June 27, 2008
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llama rape!

llama rape is when a llama rapes you because you are in their way, or when a llama finds you sexually attractive and you refuse to have sex with it so it uses force.
the girl was very scared after she became a victim of llama rape!
by popper XD August 24, 2009
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Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.
by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 13, 2010
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