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pussy worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Turnt Pussy

Smelly or foul odor in the down below. Pussy that went bad! Snatch that smells like bad fish.

"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.
I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!
by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019
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Pussy Cheap

This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.
Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.
by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019
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pussy pressing

When a girl does the splits on top of your face with her pussy directly over your mouth and you stick your tongue out and push her up and down like a bench press
Dude I needed a chest workout and I was craving some pussy so I started pussy pressing my girl.
by Dapak March 26, 2019
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Pussy Nip

A performance enhancing drug used to gain an abundance of cock thirsty sluts.
Andrew gets more tail than Todd, but it doesn't count because Andrew uses pussy nip.
by Dickincider January 10, 2017
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Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.
Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.
by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010
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Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
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