Elephants Phoot

A way of describing how poor your joke was.

Another way of saying 'stinky feet'.

"Your joke was Elephants Phoot"
"You have Elephants Phoot"

by Radiationtastesn1ce January 30, 2024

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly

*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot

by Rudypoot June 30, 2021

Moodeng in the Pooteng

When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.

“Bro said he could handle three girls at once… that man is Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

“I walked into the CEO's office to give my resignation, shaking like Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

by Duel02 July 28, 2025