Polynesia

A division of Oceania including scattered islands of the central and southern Pacific Ocean roughly between New Zealand, Hawaii, and Easter Island. The larger islands are volcanic, the smaller ones generally coral formations. It's inhabitants are unruly, and are often refered to as "The Tiki People". One common misconception of them is that they are normal Oceanic people, however, this is not the case. Polynesians wear grass skirts and each possess at least one skullcapped staff, as it is thier tradition. They throw rocks and bones at each other around the nightly campfires, and peirce thier bodies with the aformentioned objects. Polynesians never lose thier instinctual behavior, as it is scientifically proven to be carried down even into the 50th generation of Polyneisans, even when the individual possessed only one ancestor with Polynesian descent.

You are a Polynesian Tiki kid, stop waving that staff around me Brittany.

by thepanicbutton February 22, 2005

Worcester Polytechnic Institute

A college in Worcester, MA. Where all the geeky kids from high school go to college. You know, the ones who wear flooded pant, and pocket protectors.

Normal Person: Where do you go to college?
WPI Student: WPI (Worcester Polytechnic Institute) on Institute road(gives thumbs up!)
Normal Person: What a queer. Fuckin math.

by Jtrain1120 June 7, 2007

Polyfidelity

Like polygamy but you don't have to be married.

I'm with Sandy and Anna. But it's not infidelity it's polyfidelity.

by Red Leviathan September 20, 2017

polyeurathane

substance applied to wooden objects to make them shiny and brown. also known as poly.

T money is applying polyeurathane to his penis.

by slim shady mother humper February 4, 2007

Polybiandry

A woman married to a man, who then marries one or more women. Or a woman married to a woman, who then marries one or more men.

Bob is married to Jennifer, who then gets married to Jessica. A basic BJ-J.

Jennifer's relationship is an example of polybiandry.

e.g. Valarie is married to Jade, who in turn gets married to Brian. Jade is engaged in a polybiandrous relationship, with or without the knowledge of Valarie and/or Brian.

by Juxedtwice1 August 22, 2009

POLYGABUMP

A PENTACOSTAL WOMAN WITH A STYLISH BUMP HAIRDO.

Is that a bump or are you a moron?

Is your name Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, or are you a mormon?

Were you on the cover of People Magazine, or is that a polygabump you're sporting?

by Darose February 7, 2010

polygaho

A polygaho describes a woman in a relationship with a man who is seeing multiple other women. She knows this, doesn't necessarily approve, but continues polygaho-ing.

Geeze, Nikki you don't have to be such a polygaho.

by hikitten88 December 29, 2009