double-decker peanut butter t-rex

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Broke my peanut

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

by McLink99 October 19, 2023

The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

What you say when the fatass gets every dairy item at mcdonalds

Dude you so fat that you are getting The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

by TK___ February 19, 2020

peanut butter pussy

a name given to a gay man's ass.

I want some of his peanut butter pussy.

by michael m May 3, 2005

peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.

"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"

by Jamie the sex poo May 14, 2005

donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...

"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"

by tylth April 26, 2006