HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

Preoccupation Pacing

A phenomenon in which a person paces while doing a task such as brushing teeth, talking on the phone, texting, or thinking.

Danny had a case of preoccupation pacing while he was on the phone with his ex-girlfriend.

by dumda November 4, 2011

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

Paing

When you go through so much pain you are forced to change you nature.

Dude I drank so much beer and did so much coke, I went through some much paing, I had to seek Gods help to stop using.

by Gabo de la Ch0ng0 May 1, 2009

Packing Heat

A word used often in reference to a women with a very large rack.

Damn! She is packing heat.

by Bigredcolonel April 25, 2009