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Mr. Pace

the band director guy from jms, idk he seems pretty chill
person 1: hey what class do you have next
person 2: Mr. Pace

OR

mr. pace still owes me like 5 airheads from last year smh
by satanic socks November 18, 2020
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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St. Anne-Pacelli

Catholic school down in GA that used to be called Pacelli High School. They won the state championship for baseball in 2009, but their football team sucks.

Go vikings!
I go to St. Anne-Pacelli. It used to be just called Pacelli til they merged it with some stupid middle school where the 8 year-olds think they're 18.
by phsclassof2014 May 7, 2011
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care package

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.
I just got a care package from my baby momma.
by thesanitycruzer May 17, 2011
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uniacke packs ass

a phrase found in the halls of fairfield county schools, it sums up the activities Kyle Uniacke with it's simplicity.

origins: the cafeteria of fairfield prep.
dude, it says UNIACKE PACKS ASS! everywhere in this place!
by Drew V. July 10, 2004
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Pachiclon

Pronounced: (paw-chi-CLONE) More commonly known as "arm-fat" and is always fun to move around in other people because they are generally annoyed or tickled. It also moves frantically while clapping in a church or after a social event.
Person 1: Woah! Did you see that taxi cab driver's pachiclon?
Person 2: Yeah... it was all over the window... he is so pechan
by Samhdz April 16, 2009
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The Pacific Pirates

The Pacific Pirates are a group of people also known as a "gang" that live in san diego california. They mainly focus on taking chicken from vons, but also take whatever they need to survive.
1) Damn dude, were down on sales because The Pacific Pirates stole all of our chicken.
2) Wow, the Pacific Pirates are ligit.
by Arnold Eugene February 22, 2009
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