Milking the geek

The action of lowering your head towards your penis and jizzing in your own mouth. Oftenly referred to as serving yourself a milkshake.
Cody: Oi mate where were you last night
Jack: Parents didn't let me out :(
Cody: I bet you were Milking the Geek
Jack: ..!..
by Benmkl February 23, 2010
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Whale Milk

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.
When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.
by Poison333 May 02, 2005
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Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.
1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above
by Comero February 14, 2004
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milk bubbles

A womans breasts. A pair of boobs.
Shit nephew, she got some nice milk bubbles.
by dobodob December 11, 2005
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Milk Maid

When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")
That farmer's daughter gave a great Milk Maid last night in the cow barn.
by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006
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milk bottles

A name given mainly to European women who frequent the sunny beaches of the Carribean, looking for an exotic shag by Jamaican 'Rastatutes' (Rastafarian statutes: built-up sex-industry workers), to denote their horniness (they resemble empty milk bottles waiting to be 'filled' with 'white'... uh, man-milk!)...
British milk bottles are dime-a-dozen on Seven Mile Beach whenever the tourists' season starts in Jamaica!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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milk the cheerio

When a girl spreads her anus open and the guy ejaculates inside of it.
I went over to Susan's house last night and I wanted to milk the cheerio so bad, but her parents were home.
by snowman951 December 30, 2007
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