The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 08, 2015

Grange rating scale

A way of rating social media videos, such as YouTube out of 10. Values may exceed 500 at times

I rate this video 110/10 on the Grange rating scale!

by Emain Sarves January 31, 2022

Scale

The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life

“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”

by Microsoft12 June 09, 2019

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 04, 2021

scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 06, 2022

Scale

A gathering of people with the name who's origin means "Justice" ie Justin, Justine, Justice, Justina, etc.

There's a Scale of Justice in my 1st period, 2 boys names Justin and and a girl namedJustine

by jm.milani February 04, 2023

Scale

Lizards have them. They are gross.

Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2022