by mmbeep February 27, 2009

by Heywhatdoyouknow March 6, 2019

by Hwkboy April 10, 2005

Lead singer of the amazing Canadian (<3) band Billy Talent. If you can spell is last name w/out double checking it then you are truly a fan. K-O-W-A-L-E-W-I-C-Z (is polish<3)
|B|est singer ever. Period.
|E|xtremely sexy.
|N|ice ass.
|B|est singer ever. Period.
|E|xtremely sexy.
|N|ice ass.
by fat_kids_love_cake September 14, 2008

He is an absolute Chad he has a rather high body count. All of the ladies are highly attracted to him. He also has a massive horse cock that is a whopping 12 inches long.
by Joe Swamson October 31, 2019

Ben Rich is a boss man and is a world class weather man. He also enjoys an occasional cheeky Nando’s with the lads and looks like Peter Whitfield.
When he is 1st seen on camera, a celebration is required.
When he is 1st seen on camera, a celebration is required.
by Qsx October 30, 2019

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.
Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.
Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018
