I-itis

A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.

Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of “I-itis”! Wouldn’t surprise me if it turns into “me-osis” before too long!

by QuacksO September 1, 2012

i wrote this

the best song ever wrote by an amazing artist, named Patrick Star.

" Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star I have a sandwich my mommy name is Fred it tastes like beans and bacon and it smells like it's been dead," - Wow Patrick this is great!-Sponge Bobs comment on the song i wrote this.

by Poopy Squarepants June 9, 2017

i tie

Derogatory term for Italians, used most commonly in the United Kingodom

"I'm not going to that fish and chip shop it's filled with bloody i tie's'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

I Am

One who takes recognition in something they are.

"I Am Powerful", "I Am Beautiful", "I Am Gay", "I Am Strong", "I Am a person who can freely express who I Am" & etc..

by i Am The Truth June 29, 2013

I like it

Facebook status common for women where they put where they like to leave their purses, leaving out the "purse" and putting in "it" instead. This is done to earn money for breast cancer.

I like it on the floor

I like it in the car

I like it hanging on the doorknob

by Skeegee October 13, 2010

I seen

A phrase used by people speaking one of many dialects of the Midwest, meaning "I have seen" or "I saw".

I seen you borrow him a quarter so he could get a pop when he could have gone to the bubbler for free.
means
I saw you lend him a quarter so he could get a soda when he could have used the water fountain for free.

by Hannah Perry April 9, 2006

there's no i in team

A stupid phrase to tell ball hogs to give you the damn ball.

There aint no I in team.
Well there aint no WE either

by DyingAlive May 19, 2004